Jersey Jack Pinball

company
1655 mentions Positive: 1161Negative: 356Hot Takes: 138Conflicts: 15 53% hostile
Ask Kaneda about Jersey Jack Pinball
"Jersey Jack pinball needs to say something. They can't go into radio silence, they can't hide. There are too many pictures of these Guns N' Roses machines falling apart right now"

Jersey Jack Pinball needs to publicly address playfield quality issues

opinion negative
"They're never going to make enough... Stern could fulfill the Weird Al LE orders in three days."

Jersey Jack Pinball's production capacity limitations vs Stern's efficiency

opinion negative
"some of you might have seen me just lambasting Jack about how sloppy and messy their presentation was last night, right? What you didn't see is me talking with Jersey Jack for a half hour today about what I think they can do to help improve things."

Jersey Jack Pinball's presentation was sloppy and messy but had productive conversation with Jack about improvements

opinion mixed
"You've got $2,000 deposit on this game. Are you really going to cut them a check for $7,000 or $8,000 more to get it? You're just throwing more money in the fire."

Questioning the financial wisdom of completing Jersey Jack Pinball pre-orders

hot take negative scorching
"I think Jersey Jack when they make like 1500 LE's silly how silly do those LE's look now how silly if Jack only made 150 small editions all right then they become something sought after something exciting but when you just keep pumping them out nobody cares"

Jersey Jack's 1500 LE production numbers are silly compared to Stern's limited approach

hot take negative medium
"I haven't heard them say they're sorry. I haven't heard Mirco say, I'm sorry that some of my playfields made their way to customers and have had issues. He's never said he's sorry. We've never heard an official apology from anyone over at JJP."

Jersey Jack needs to issue formal apologies for quality issues

opinion negative
"this is why it's really dangerous to do what Jack has done. Is he's allowed you to see a game and he allowed you to fall in love with the game that now has reduced the things that you fell in love with"

Jersey Jack's early reveals are dangerous - unlike Stern who only shows finished products

hot take negative medium
"Do you think it was coincidence that Jersey Jack Pinball announced their Playfield offer at the exact same time they announced Steve Ritchie was joining the company? It was a complete strategic move."

Jersey Jack strategically announced Steve Ritchie hiring to distract from playfield offer

opinion negative
"the margin of error in how a game is set up the margin of error and how mechanisms are working is so is so minuscule with these Jersey Jack pirates games that there's a good chance that stuff just isn't working right"

Jersey Jack games are too finicky and fragile for consistent location play

opinion negative
"they should have gone back to the drawing board and said that people look here is the reality... It's gonna delay shipping for six months because we need to re-engineer... do you think anyone would Complain about that? No, no, nobody"

JJP should have delayed the game 6 months to properly re-engineer the features instead of rushing to production

opinion negative
"Jersey Jack should go high-end and make less games a year What they're doing is absolutely ass"

Jersey Jack Pinball should pivot to high-end games with lower volume production

opinion negative
"They are going to fail Kaneda. If walls and the hobbit weren't good enough and meant Jack needed 3 bailouts, dialed in is like a sure fire nail in the coffin."

Jersey Jack Pinball will fail and Jack Guarnieri should never have started a pinball company

hot take negative scorching
"the rumor that we saw in the post that someone put up is that Mirco invested money in Jersey Jack pinball when Jersey Jack was in financial trouble and Mirco is a part owner of Jersey Jack pinball"

Mirco may be part owner of Jersey Jack Pinball, explaining why they can't drop him

hot take mixed medium
"I think this company is team itself up to knock it out of the F in park"

Jersey Jack Pinball is setting up for their most successful year ever with upcoming releases

opinion positive
"Maybe one of the, I do want to say this, okay, the best software team I ever worked with. Yeah. Three guys. What's so cool about them is they're constantly communicating."

Jersey Jack Pinball has the best software team Steve Ritchie has worked with

opinion positive
"And I don't understand if you've got a billionaire backer, why aren't you designing every game to put as much as you can into that game... When you lift the hood on Toy Story, when you lift the hood on the Godfather, it's nowhere near as much in those games as games like the Wizard of Oz or Dialed In or the Hobbit."

Jersey Jack Pinball is designing to cost despite having billionaire backing

opinion negative
"It's so much better than anywhere else I've ever worked. They don't take things out of my game. Okay, my game is complete. It's all there. That makes me very happy."

Working at Jersey Jack Pinball is better than anywhere Steve Ritchie has worked before

opinion positive
"Jersey Jack Pinball on the contrary blabs everything online. Every ticket, every fact, and sales number."

Jersey Jack Pinball shares too much information compared to Stern

opinion mixed
"People still have not received their replacement playfields yet. They're still getting some spin over there about how well we want to get enough orders to before we actually, no, no, no, no, no"

Jersey Jack has transparency issues and isn't delivering replacement playfields

opinion mixed
"the only company we want to make Harry Potter would be Jersey Jack pinball"

Jersey Jack Pinball should be the only company to make Harry Potter pinball

opinion positive
"But if you buy our games, not only do you get it back in the cash box that Bill accept or are a quad swipe, you get it back in the residual if you want to sell that game years later."

Jack Guarnieri claims Jersey Jack games maintain strong resale value

opinion positive
"It's like having the hottest chicken the world and you jump in the bed with her and then it's just not a good experience... that's like JJ P and a nutshell like it's like everything looks so amazing But there's just always something that feels like a compromise"

JJP makes the most visually appealing pinball machines but always has compromises that disappoint

opinion mixed
"Let me tell you one word, Jack can't fucking figure out And that word is limited. ain't nothing Limited if you make 1000 of them motherfucker"

Jersey Jack Pinball doesn't understand 'limited' and makes too many copies

opinion negative

A parody by Kineticist. Not affiliated with Kaneda's Pinball Podcast. This is satire.