Self-Roasts

"It's turned me into a complete idiot. It's made me do foolish things. I'm an idiot. The biggest idiot in the hobby for how I've sort of approached a magic girl."

"I've been studying this hobby for 12 years, and I've been wrong a few times. I was wrong, I was wrong on the Winchester demand. Nobody saw that coming."

"I'm ashamed that I got drunk and through a drink in the face of Tim sexton because he was like kicking me out of a tournament for cheering for Lyman Sheats's girlfriend penny I shouldn't have done that that was wrong I was raised better than that"

"I'm smart guy went to boarding school I went I went to private middle school you can't beat my intelligence the only thing I'm stupid with is how I spend my free time making pinball content not it's not smart it's not smart I should have done something else I would be making a lot more money"

"if I was into fortnight and I had the percentage of the community following me that I do in pinball I'd be a millionaire I'd be a millionaire I I messed up I messed up I should have gone video game console content creator personality pinball"

"I can't even get you guys to donate $10 a month, let alone buy an $800 tinker toy. And I apologize to those of you out there who are offended."

"I'm a hypocrite here. Everybody knows I'm a hypocrite because I use an image as well from the anime Akira. And I use Kaneda as the image for my show. Am I selling that? Not really."

"Welcome to Kaneda's Pinball Podcast, the one pinball podcast that is getting everything wrong lately, I was wrong about Beetlejuice, I was wrong apparently about Harry Potter rumors."

"And I started to pull off the mylar on my Chinese democracy record on my game, which was so stupid and 100% my fault. And I chalk that up to baby brain meets moving into a new house."

"Kaneda's Pinball Podcast is nothing more than a weekly therapy session with a lunatic guy in New York City. And some people might listen to me and, you know, make fun of me and think I'm an idiot. And that makes them feel better about being who they are."

"And some people might listen to me and, you know, make fun of me and think I'm an idiot. And that makes them feel better about being who they are. And I'm happy to be the clown, you know, the jester in the corner."

"I apologize to my Multimorphic fans out there. All three of you, please accept my forgiveness."

"Jersey Jack doesn't pick up my phone calls. He doesn't respond to my text messages, but I'm just here to tell you I was wrong on Elton John. I kind of think this game is worth $12,000"

"And look, do I say stupid stuff at times? Absolutely. Do I apologize when I say stupid stuff? Absolutely. Do people forgive me when I do stupid stuff?"

"I'm going to be the first one to admit I was wrong. I said no display. This game is going to be dead on arrival, but it's not dead on arrival people."

"I didn't chase a lot of crypto, but the crypto I did chase I lost money on."

"I mean I regret locking my money into Ultraman. Why? Why do I have $2,000? Locked in to Ultraman."

"when I first heard the theme, I'm like, okay, you'll sell one to Rob Burke. I don't know who else, but good luck with that. But I was wrong."

"this has been episode 597 of canadus pinball podcast probably the greatest pinball moment of my life where I can say I'm glad I was wrong spooky pinball 1750 games sold through."

"I know I was wrong on willy wonk it I know people won't let me forget that it's like canator you you hyped us on willy wonk and you're never allowed again to to to hype anything I'm telling you right now I'm telling you right now gungeon roses I will"

"And I lost money on Magic Girl. I lost $3,000 on that deal because I just wanted to get rid of a non-working POS game. It is a POS that game."

"When I see operators put LEDs on location, I'm like, you're stupid. It happens all the time, but I mean, I'm stupid. I'm not here to judge."

"And I especially apologize to all the people who were competing and worked hard to be a part of that tournament. It was their night. It was not supposed to be any conversation about me. I apologize for not knowing the etiquette of pinball tournaments."

"even if you listen to this show you probably would have thought iron maiden is going to come out it's a theme that's going to be like a be list title I kept saying it I was like this is not going to be a big year for Stern I was wrong I was absolutely wrong I thought Stern was going to have a bunch of mediocre titles and lukewarm releases"

"PS, found your first 50 podcasts unbearable, but they have improved a lot since. Well, Jeff, thank you. I apologize for making you suffer through the first 50 podcasts."

"And I must have mixed up the U and the S's and came up with more of a Chinese sounding Batman dance versus a pop culture dance from the 1960s. So I apologize for all of my incorrect pronunciation of the Bat Tussi multiball."

"I am a hypocrite at times for sure. I mean, I crapped all over Batman 66 and now I have one. Maybe I'm a hypocrite, but I'm a happy hypocrite."

"80 Freaking idiots out there and I get it because I'm an idiot too. I own a match I'm the biggest idiot can we just start there but 80 idiots out there Gabe Stern $15,000 Without even seeing anything so more money than brains people"

"I think the main reason I got canned is I asked him what he thought of Steve Ritchie calling pinside a cancer. Maybe I shouldn't have asked that question. Sometimes I try to get the dirt, a little bit of the drama and sometimes it comes back to bite me."

"I fully take back my earlier comments about Elvira being an old theme that nobody cares about i i i i i was wrong i was dead wrong on that i think there's interest now. When will that machine come out i have no idea."

"I know why I'm banned and I behaved like a jackass like when after I was banned and I regret it like it's like when we see like ice men right get drunk fly off the handle wake up the next day and be sorry for our behavior"

"And I'm an idiot. I you know, I heard so much from Iceman about how much I was an idiot for getting a magic girl spot in this and that and this and that. And no Iceman, I didn't spend $20,000."

"And I'm going to let some of you guys throw your shit down on my tab. No, you guys are going to go at the bar now. Just say it's under Kaneda fuck I shouldn't have said that."