Dutch Pinball

company
246 mentions Positive: 119Negative: 93Hot Takes: 34Conflicts: 11 68% hostile
Ask Kaneda about Dutch Pinball
"he openly admitted and then what we did was wrong we tried to cover our asses a little bit and buy some time and we made up the story about the boards being the issue"

Dutch Pinball lied about board delays to cover manufacturing issues

conflict negative Ep. 103 · Mar 26, 2017
"I don't want to know that these guys worked on anything else other than figuring out Lebowski production. It is really, it is really not a good move. How can anyone give them money on this new BOP when there's people, all these people are still waiting for their Lebowski's?"

Dutch Pinball announcing BOP 2.0 while Big Lebowski customers wait is a terrible marketing move

hot take negative scorching Ep. 102 · Mar 25, 2017
"It's clear that these guys are out of money... I don't think Dutch is gonna survive if this goes on much longer. That's my assessment of it. Sorry Dutch can't do this to your to your consumer base"

Dutch Pinball is out of money and unlikely to survive much longer

opinion negative Ep. 97 · Mar 10, 2017
"Dutch pinball should have charged 12,000 for every lebowski. If you put lebowski next to Batman, LE or super LE, it looks twice as expensive and it's twice as much going on."

Dutch Pinball should have charged $12,000 for Big Lebowski instead of current pricing

hot take negative medium Ep. 92 · Feb 25, 2017
"We've been told by the Dutch pinball executives that it was a board issue. And we found out today that that was 100% a flat out lie."

Dutch Pinball lied to customers about board issues when the real problem was unpaid manufacturing bills

opinion negative Ep. 88 · Feb 16, 2017
"Mr. George Gomez from Stern... said, Dutch Pinball will not succeed because they are using a contract manufacturer to make their games. That is going to be their downfall."

George Gomez predicted Dutch Pinball would fail due to using contract manufacturing

opinion negative Ep. 88 · Feb 16, 2017
"I don't know how you feel anything but panic about what's going on at Dutch Pinball these days. The AKA nothing seems to be going on right now. It seems that games are built but waiting for boards and it's been months. But it's not that that's really got people concerned. It's the fact that there's zero communication."

Kaneda expresses panic about Dutch Pinball's lack of communication with customers waiting for The Big Lebowski

opinion negative Ep. 85 · Feb 10, 2017
"And I just don't think Dutch is going to survive the year with all these delays and the way this machine is slowly trickling out. I just don't."

Dutch Pinball won't survive the year due to delays and quality issues

hot take negative medium Ep. 73 · Jan 7, 2017
"Dutch Pinball over the last two years has really gone from being You know a hero a company that people were super excited about Fast forward two years to expo 2016 and they literally just had two games there"

Dutch Pinball has fallen from hero status to irrelevance with poor expo showing

opinion negative Ep. 63 · Oct 16, 2016
"I don't think we're going to see Dutch pinball number two... people have only like I think like less than 50 people have gotten the game two years later after reveal"

Dutch Pinball needs to focus on shipping efficiency, not new games

opinion negative Ep. 61 · Oct 9, 2016
"I heard from a little birdie months ago and I will not get a name who it was and he's from someone who worked in a very very successful pinball company you can take your guess which one that is basically said Dutch pinball is contract manufacturing these machines because of that they will never survive they will never survive under that model"

Dutch Pinball will never survive under contract manufacturing model

hot take negative scorching Ep. 46 · Aug 23, 2016
"I guarantee you, and the same thing is true with Alien, when people are fed up with Stern's quality and you're asking $8,000 for a Stern and you're not happy, that money would shift right to Dutch immediately."

Prediction: When people get fed up with Stern's quality, that money would shift to Dutch immediately if Dutch had product available.

hot take mixed Ep. 43 · Aug 10, 2016
"I just got to scratch my head and wonder like, can these guys last? Can they last? Shipping out pins so slowly?... there's a golden opportunity with the Ghostbusters Ghosted Insert issue for all those owners who are frustrated to go give Dutch their money. But look, a Dutch doesn't have any product that people can go buy"

Dutch Pinball is missing opportunity due to slow production

opinion negative Ep. 43 · Aug 10, 2016
"How can you release a brand new game at $10,000 and not have the code further along? I just think it's silly. I think these guys, and they're only making one game... I just think it's embarrassing."

Dutch Pinball releasing Big Lebowski at $10,000 with incomplete code after 2 years is embarrassing

hot take negative medium Ep. 35 · May 5, 2016
"It seems like they've got a video that they're waiting on approval. And that just seems to be the entire story for this game is them waiting for approval to show stuff. And it's a shame. I think it was a golden opportunity missed."

Dutch Pinball missed a golden opportunity by not releasing Alien content on Alien Day

opinion negative Ep. 33 · Apr 27, 2016
"My speculation is this and I might be way off people and it might just be Sunday night in New York City And kaneda is gonna say something completely crazy But I think that 1450 rate is absolute hogwash and I think what Dutch is trying to do Is they're trying to find people who are impatient and don't want to wait for the bulk of 40 to be ready Who are gonna go in on that price and I think they're gonna make a nice penny on that 1450"

Dutch Pinball's $1450 air shipping cost is excessive and likely a money grab

opinion negative Ep. 30 · Apr 18, 2016
"How can Dutch pinball not be financially hurting. They basically over the last two years have redesigned the big Lebowski... Where is that money coming from?"

Dutch Pinball's financial model doesn't make sense with constant redesigns

opinion negative Ep. 14 · Feb 16, 2016
"no company's gone from hero to zero, quite like Dutch pinball. These guys rocked in the expo like rock stars. They were talking shit about everybody right."

Dutch Pinball went from hero to zero faster than any company

hot take negative medium Ep. 6 · Jan 27, 2016
"Dutch pinball. These guys really went from hero to zero... They had everybody in love with them... But they have no fans left"

Dutch Pinball went from hero to zero in 2015 due to Big Lebowski delays

opinion negative Ep. 3 · Jan 16, 2016
"I do consider these gentlemen Barry and you have to be master manipulators. They have this amazing ability to deliver you bad news as if it's good"

Dutch Pinball are master manipulators who always talk people off the ledge

opinion negative
"if I had to summarize what this company did to the community overall, they turned pinball fans into fools. And they made fools out of everybody."

Dutch Pinball turned the pinball community into fools by making them believe in something they couldn't deliver

opinion negative
"these games when they have been on location and they've been brought to shows, they are very frequently turned off with having some issues. So I would be nervous. I would be nervous. I am a little nervous."

Dutch Pinball reliability concerns

opinion negative

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