Brenda

"you know when acquisitions happen layoffs are the new thing in corporate America I mean Brenda got laid off at the same time 60,000 people got laid off and then Metastock goes through the roof"

Brenda got laid off during corporate layoffs affecting 60,000 people

"you know it's joking because Brendan's like uh Chris you realize like they're not gonna fly you business class to Australia and I was like yeah probably not I was like but you never know you never know"

Brenda tells Kaneda that the Australian hosts probably won't fly him business class

"She got a job after medallied her off. Along with 60,000 other people. She taught herself sports streaming. She's been working for a fandal. Valley sports. She's incredible. She's like been promoted. She got like a great like she's just like to watch her and raise two little children. And find this house. And find the realtor that found this hous"

Kaneda extensively praises Brenda for getting laid off but teaching herself sports streaming, getting promoted at FanDuel, raising kids, and finding their house

"I mean let's be honest Brenda is like just going only fans like you can get like men to pay you money to take your shirt off. Probably more men would pay to see that than women."

Kaneda jokes about Brenda starting an OnlyFans to make money

"While while Brenda's in L.A."

Kaneda mentions Brenda is away in L.A. while he handles their sick baby alone

"That was our first dance Brenda and I and I'll tell you the [...] I've always loved the song but I'll tell you the thing we saw that just like. It kind of had both of us in in tears like in a good way. You know I love Brenda more than anything"

Kaneda shares that 'Heaven on Earth' was his and Brenda's first dance song and expresses deep love for her

"And so if I could go back with Brenda. And you know I love like our falling in love with that girl. In New York City was like the greatest. Like time of my life."

Kaneda describes falling in love with Brenda in New York City as the greatest time of his life

"I always say this to Brenda. I love this house so much. I m going to give it to give it to the kids one day."

Kaneda tells Brenda he loves their house so much he wants to give it to their kids someday

"Yesterday in the middle of the day, it was 1145. I said Brenda was busy planning this whole day"

Kaneda mentions Brenda was busy planning their whole Mother's Day

"I'm too busy owning one machine having a having intimate relations with a beautiful Irish beauty queen Brenda yeah I'd rather have that then fight with these guys on pinside"

Kaneda describes having intimate relations with Brenda, calling her a beautiful Irish beauty queen

"They had Brenda in all original. We saw you Brenda. We saw you walking right by your man. Show you man. No respect. You see this? You see what I put up with."

Kaneda complains that Brenda shows him no respect by walking past him during the stream

"Brenda is... She's in the car and she thinks she's connected. She's connected to the sound bar here."

Kaneda explains technical difficulties caused by Brenda accidentally connecting to their sound bar from her car

"Sexy Brenda walking by."

Kaneda calls Brenda sexy as she walks by during the stream

"So you spending money going out with Brenda, putting money away for my kids, taking them on vacation, paying off, you know, all, you know, making sure there's no car payments, like all that, taking care of."

Kaneda discusses his spending priorities including going out with Brenda as part of experiential spending

"She came home last night. She was three sheets to the windows. They say in Ireland. Not a happy daddy. I have no idea what she was saying. I was like, what do you just go to bed? Just go to bed."

Brenda came home drunk last night speaking incomprehensibly, referencing Irish saying about being drunk

"It's good to have in your hair, Brenda. It's good to have in your hair. It's good marrying you."

Kaneda tells Brenda it was good marrying her while she's apparently doing something with her hair

"I mean talk to Brenda you can't date me and move on. It just doesn't work there's no no."

Kaneda claims that after dating him, women can't move on to other relationships, telling viewers to ask Brenda about this.

"I bought it because I got drunk on margaritas with Brenda at dose communos and I rolled in there and I just bought it drunk."

Kaneda bought an expensive Omega watch while drunk on margaritas with Brenda

"I put $1,500 on Kentucky plus one and a half point in the first half of the game. I hit and I cashed out and I gave it all the Brenda. [...] Brenda here. Go buy yourself something."

Kaneda won $1,500 gambling and gave all the winnings to Brenda to spend

"Who wants to buy Brenda her sushi dinner tonight? [...] We'll call it the Brenda sushi dinner, exclusive spectacular"

Kaneda asks viewers to donate money for Brenda's sushi dinner in exchange for exclusive content

"Brenda, are you really unpacking the dishwasher right now? That is going to make so much of a clinking and you can hear it. [...] This is the kind of respect you get when you don't help out nearly as much as you should. I love you, Brenda."

Kaneda calls out Brenda for doing dishes during his recording and admits he doesn't help out as much as he should around the house.

"You retired at 45 years of age, Brenda. He retired and he's in like Tokyo with all this money. Brenda's clapping. And I think he only contributes $5 a month."

Kaneda mentions Brenda clapping when he talks about someone retiring early with money while only contributing $5 monthly.

"you get me a little tipsy on espresso martinis and Kaneda walks into Tiffany's and buys Brenda a bracelet that costs more than a Jersey Jack C.E. And then I'm like well you know looks great on her she's happy I'm happy"

Kaneda admits to buying Brenda an expensive Tiffany bracelet while tipsy, costing more than a pinball machine

"Brenda you're on camera there it is there's the wave everybody loves Brenda now after she calm me down or in my mini meltdown"

Brenda appears on camera and waves to viewers, having just calmed Kaneda down from a meltdown

"you hear that Brenda they don't think we're gonna last after 10 years you know 10 years with a sassy Irish wife if you thought that we're in it we're in it we got married later in life we we we we we've vetted other people to the point where like we knew what we wanted"

Kaneda defends their 10-year marriage to his "sassy Irish wife" Brenda against chat comments about divorce

"I will take Brenda out to dinner with the money over the $1,000."

Kaneda says he'll take Brenda out to dinner with any Kickstarter money raised over his $1,000 goal

"thank you to everybody that has reminded me that Brenda is amazing, and they're like, you know Chris, your wife is incredible. She's the only one with common sense, talking sense into you. I'm glad that people got to see just 10 minutes of how amazing Brenda is. I get to live with her for 10 years, and she is a diamond. She is an Irish rose. She is amazing."

Kaneda thanks viewers for praising Brenda after she appeared on stream, calling her amazing with common sense and describing their 10-year relationship.

"Brenda is the rock of my world, the foundation of my world."

Kaneda describes Brenda as his foundational support system.

"She is an Irish rose."

Kaneda refers to Brenda's Irish heritage while praising her.

"And she's hot. I love it. I love just having such a beautiful wife, but I also think she's hot. [...] When you have such a beautiful smart wife, it's like, I don't need p"

Kaneda gushes about finding his wife physically attractive and beautiful.

"I wake up every day feeling so blessed that I have someone so amazing like her by my side and I have these amazing children to fill this house with the sounds of life."

Kaneda expresses feeling blessed to have Brenda by his side along with their children

"What you witnessed that night was Brenda and how amazing she is and how she is the most valuable thing in my world. The mother of my children and having an amazing partner in life like her makes every day magical."

Kaneda praises Brenda as amazing and the most valuable thing in his world after the TWIPYs event

"You know what I loved about everything this week is everyone was saying that Brenda is the real king of the household. Brenda is the smart one. Brenda's got three babies she's gotta deal with. [...] His name is Kaneda."

Kaneda shares that listeners think Brenda is the real boss and smart one in their household, calling him her third baby.

"You know, the more I don't even think I can go because Brenda might have to do some work that weekend because her company is a sports streaming company."

Brenda's work at a sports streaming company might prevent Kaneda from attending a pinball event.

"and and Brenda just because Brenda's new company was partnered with fandall she might have to work super bowl weekend like go into the office on ride a saturday which means i couldn't go"

Brenda's new company partnered with FanDuel requires her to work Super Bowl weekend, affecting Kaneda's travel plans.

"in the end i'm glad that my best friend is my wife and when you have the right partner you're you're like you've got wealth beyond measure"

Kaneda describes Brenda as his best friend and says having the right partner is wealth beyond measure.

"Like whoever that guy is right it's like [...] all I did was simply push Brenda back a little bit [...] Brenda has hit me 10 times harder with with some haymakers people not because I did it He thinks she's an Irish badass woman"

Kaneda defends himself against accusations of choking Brenda, says she hits harder and calls her an Irish badass

"I've been accused of Shoking out my wife [...] A someone who's assaulted women who is a horrible dresser"

Kaneda references being accused of choking his wife among other things

"I'm the pink pants or baby Brenda got me these after I choked her out"

Kaneda jokes that Brenda bought him pink pants after he allegedly choked her out

"Mr. Donk Brenda has been waiting for a few white inches to yeah that's okay now we're now we've crossed over into the realm of inappropriate and we're only three minutes into this show."

Kaneda acknowledges an inappropriate sexual comment about Brenda from a viewer

"I think I'm going to have to float this one by Brenda it would be nice I will say this it would be nice to one day actually get invited to be at a show."

Kaneda needs to check with Brenda about attending a pinball show

"Amazing right after I choked her out she decided to marry me and have two of my children That's crazy. That's crazy. How low her standards must be"

Kaneda sarcastically jokes about Brenda's low standards for marrying him after the alleged incident

"You know, Chris, I'm going to be honest with each and every one of you. I told this to Brenda a few years ago, so don't cancel on me now, people. I said, Brenda, I bet you I could go a w"

Kaneda starts to tell a story about something he told Brenda years ago but gets cut off

"And so this is a pretty good gig I got going because Brenda knows every Saturday from 10 to 1130. It's my time and every parent needs their time."

Brenda understands that Kaneda needs his Saturday morning streaming time to himself

"And if I'm going to get drunk, I told this to Brenda, I'm never going to do it really on camera again. Unless it's under a highly controlled environment."

Kaneda told Brenda he won't get drunk on camera anymore after regretting it 90% of the time

"Let's get people in here, Brenda. Don't look at me like that. Babe, it's she's going. She's got 15 minutes. Just let me do my test. Relax. Calm your horses."

Kaneda interacts with Brenda during stream setup, telling her to relax about his testing

"I told you the reason why I'm not buying a pinball machine right now is I bought Brenda piece of jewelry that costs a pinball machine so I'm good"

Kaneda bought Brenda expensive jewelry equivalent to the cost of a pinball machine

"Oh, that's about that's a $50 that's a $50 glass of whiskey in a restaurant Brenda."

Kaneda tells Brenda that the Yamazaki whiskey he's drinking would cost $50 at a restaurant.

"Ah, at least pronounce your drink right it what it's not. Yamakasi. Yam. Oh Yamazaki."

Brenda corrects Kaneda's pronunciation of Yamazaki whiskey during the stream.

"I went out with Brenda, spoiled my baby girl. We went out for lunch. I had a few espresso martinis. We walked into Tiffany's next door. And I was supposed to just pick up something. I bought her and then I ended up buying her another piece of jewelry that cost as much as a Stern LE."

Kaneda took Brenda out for lunch with espresso martinis and impulsively bought her expensive jewelry at Tiffany's costing as much as a Stern LE pinball machine.