Brenda

"your contributions go to feeding the belly of Brenda every Saturday night With amazing Chinese food a bottle of sake"

Kaneda tells viewers their donations pay for Brenda's Saturday night dinner and drinks

"So this is this oh you know when you guys don't it you know like Brenda is the recipient okay."

Kaneda tells viewers that Brenda is the recipient of the donations

"Brenda can you come around and show everybody how cool you look right now. Come here come here. [...] Look at this hottie. Oh yeah rainbow bright hottie."

Kaneda calls Brenda over to show off her appearance on stream, calling her a 'hottie'

"Christopher franchi gave me fifty bucks Brenda for my birthday early birthday gift so we're going to go have a drink Brenda and I thank you Mr."

Kaneda mentions that he and Brenda will use a viewer's donation to go have a drink for his birthday

"I've been together with Brenda for 12 years I've never I always say this to Brenda I said Brenda thank you you are the only girl I've ever dated and only person I've ever loved where when I go to bed at night I never I never question my decision or am I with the right person I never ever have any"

Kaneda tells Brenda she's the only person he's never questioned his decision about being with

"literally like Brenda is smoking like like I like I'm like I tell you every night I tell Brenda only fans man only fans like I read a story this girl made 17 million in two days on only fans"

Kaneda says he tells Brenda every night about OnlyFans after reading about someone making 17 million

"don't talk about my wife in a sexual fashion like that let me talk about my wife in a sexual fashion like that I know I'm I'm blessed I mean like literally like Brenda is smoking"

Kaneda tells chat not to talk sexually about his wife but says he's blessed because Brenda is smoking hot

"meanwhile she's probably like oh my god Chris you're a man child like I could do so much better than you I'm gorgeous these hedge fund managers that make millions could give me a bigger house"

Kaneda speculates that Brenda might think he's a man child and she could do better with rich hedge fund managers

"what is Brenda's dream theme for pinball you know I Brenda would want she would want red hot chili peppers and that would be number one that's her favorite band and she would want spice girls then I think she would want something for the family like a toy story one or lion king"

Kaneda discusses Brenda's dream pinball themes: Red Hot Chili Peppers as her favorite band, Spice Girls, and family-friendly themes like Toy Story or Lion King.

"And I know Brenda wants to move faster on it than I do, but I'm like, no, babe, like, come on, you're already beating down. Don't add another."

Kaneda says Brenda wants to get a dog faster than he does, but he thinks she's already too overwhelmed

"You know, last time we went to a restaurant locally and I was like, I ordered a $75 steak that sucked. [...] And I just like, Brenda, like, whatever. Like, I don't even want to, like, I'm never coming back."

Kaneda mentions Brenda during a story about a disappointing expensive steak at a local restaurant

"Like Brenda Sisters and Amsterdam. Like everybody hates America. [...] In the end, if Brenda had stayed in Ireland, she would not have got to where she got to. The opportunities are not there. She came to America. Now she's got this great life. She's happy."

Kaneda discusses Brenda's Irish heritage and argues she achieved more by coming to America than she would have staying in Ireland

"Like Brenda Sisters and Amsterdam. Like everybody hates America. [...] In the end, if Brenda had stayed in Ireland, she would not have got to where she got to. The opportunities are not there. She came to America. Now she's got this great life. She's happy."

Kaneda discusses how Brenda's Irish family in Amsterdam hates America, but argues Brenda achieved more by coming to America than she would have staying in Ireland

"whenever the pinball content wouldn't get me down, she's just like, at those guys. What are you worried about? Like, what anybody thinks? Just keep doing your stuff. I love you."

Brenda encourages Kaneda to ignore critics and keep making pinball content

"Brenda and I are great. I love my wife more than anything. She lets me be me. She loves that I do all this pinball content. [...] She calls me baby boy. I call the baby girl."

Kaneda gushes about his relationship with Brenda, sharing their pet names for each other

"I didn't tell this to Brenda. Like people gave us these books, they're trying to introduce all these complex like, like social issues to like children, like throw them all out."

Kaneda threw out books with complex social issues for children without telling Brenda

"This is going to be the roughest 48 hours, which is the weekend in which right now Brenda's cousin is helping out for a little bit so I could do the show."

Kaneda is doing childcare alone while Brenda is away, with temporary help from her cousin

"We have a big shout out to Breen, Brenda's cousin who is out in the backyard with the children so I could actually do this show this week."

Brenda's cousin is helping with childcare so Kaneda can do his show

"spread his birthday yesterday no spread his birthday yesterday yeah jeez nobody hit Brenda with the big birthday with the big birthday dinner [...] he loves Brenda by the way it's amazing adorable you know what gorgeous she's gorgeous she's so amazing"

It was Brenda's birthday yesterday and Kaneda calls her gorgeous and amazing

"You know Brenda's away so like my goal was I don't know if you've seen the Seth Rogen show the studio it's absolutely amazing so I'm just I want to just teach him to say oh yeah like the cool aid man so that when Brenda comes back like I trained him to always make his affirmative response to be oh yeah."

Kaneda is training his child to say 'oh yeah' as a surprise for when Brenda returns

"I just spent on Brenda's birthday, basically the price of a pinball machine on all these other things. [...] Pilates classes are like 1200 bucks. Who knew?"

Kaneda spent pinball machine money on Brenda's birthday including expensive pilates classes

"Haven't even taken Brenda's Costco card to go play it because I don't really care."

Kaneda mentions using Brenda's Costco card to access a pinball machine but isn't interested enough to do so

"Brenda is going to Ireland on Wednesday for a week so next week I have both kids for seven days straight [...] I don't know how I'm gonna handle two kids for seven days straight I was like what are they eating like what what's happening here"

Brenda is going to Ireland for a week leaving Kaneda alone with both kids for seven days

"And as I told Brenda a few years ago, a little secret you guys don't know. I said watch. I'm not going to play any pinball for an entire year and win favorite pinball podcaster. I didn't. Guess what happened. I won by a landslide baby."

Kaneda told Brenda he would stop playing pinball for a year and still win favorite podcaster, which he did

"It's not a good idea to have a few espresso martinis before you go into a jewelry store. I did. [...] then those diamond bracelets look real good. And you know what they look really good on an a beautiful Irish roses wrist. And so I'm like oh man that looks great on you Brenda. How much? I don't want to tell you how much. Okay more than any pinball machine costs."

Kaneda got drunk on espresso martinis and bought Brenda diamond bracelets costing more than a pinball machine

"I can probably make more money on only fans. That's what Brendan tells me. She's like you can get on only fans and make more money than pinball podcasting."

Kaneda shares that Brenda suggested he could make more money on OnlyFans than podcasting

"Now she wouldn't she would she would tell you all the things I don't do but I worship her. [...] I worship Brenda. I love I love worshiping her."

Kaneda admits Brenda would complain about things he doesn't do but says he worships her

"Like I tell Brenda like, damn, damn, remember the end in a cold Smith. Those ads back in the day."

Kaneda tells Brenda about sexy Calvin Klein ads when discussing Sydney Sweeney jeans ads

"I was picking up for Brenda's birthday. No it's for Christmas. [...] I got her a couple bracelets from Tiffany's and I only want to spend a certain amount of money. I was like all right you know I want to go extravagant because that's always what I'm known for. I just go extravagant with my wife because I love her to death."

Kaneda describes shopping for expensive Tiffany bracelets for Brenda's Christmas gift

"Stop trying to get lucky later yet no it's not gonna work it never works."

Kaneda says his romantic gestures toward Brenda never work for getting intimate later

"Brenda got a big kick out of your video guys it's so funny"

Kaneda says Brenda found a video from Spooky Luke amusing

"I've spent way more money on my wife than I will ever spend on pinball machines. Brenda is a super limited edition. She is a one of one. She is so beautiful so lovely. I worship my wife."

Kaneda says he spends more money on Brenda than pinball and calls her beautiful and one-of-a-kind

"I sold my Batman SLE and I I bought furniture for Brenda in this house I sold it for 25 27 thousand dollars I bought a kitchen table I bought Jonathan Adler furniture and I don't regret it"

Kaneda sold his Batman pinball machine for $27k to buy expensive furniture for Brenda and their house

"Brenda and I still have to go work for other people but you two we're gonna open up electric bat East Coast it'll be Brenda and Kaneda that are like running it"

Kaneda mentions plans for him and Brenda to potentially run an East Coast version of Electric Bat

"it's like your wife it's like I feel like I've seen everything Brenda has to offer everything I know how she cooks I know how she sings I know how she works I know how she mothers I know how she drives I know how she dresses I know how she does something else that's inappropriate to tell all of you I know everything there is to know about Brenda right now and I'm so happy to report to each and every one of you she's a keeper"

Kaneda compares his relationship with Brenda to owning a pinball machine, saying he knows everything about her and she's 'a keeper'

"what's wrong Brenda it's not like i'm doing a show up here anything"

Kaneda responds to Brenda apparently complaining about something during his live show

"It's a beautiful sunny day here in Rowein and Connecticut I'm looking out the window my beautiful wife is is is is is gardening right now she looks really hot by the way when Brenda gardens I got to say it's like it's a good view from up here just saying I love my hot wife."

Kaneda comments on how attractive his wife Brenda looks while gardening outside

"I've got all Brenda's rings here I'm like literally Brenda's jewelry is right next to me I'm not going to show you but I'm counting [...] she's got this she she she I don't normally buy Tiffany because it's like you know over price you're paying for the box but like they have beautiful jewelry"

Kaneda discusses Brenda's jewelry collection including Tiffany pieces while counting her rings

"Now she's gonna be mad at me all day you ever do you ever like piss off your wife at like 11 a.m. And like And then all day like you just get like the cold shoulder all day all day Because I didn't do my show in the garage"

Kaneda anticipates getting the cold shoulder from Brenda all day for not doing his show in the garage

"And I was saying this to Brenda last night I was like I was like we got to just like We got to ratchet it back"

Kaneda discusses with Brenda about cutting back on alcohol consumption in suburban life

"Oh my god Brenda like seriously Brenda seriously This has been the longest exit [...] You're late. It's 1052. Oh my god. Put a put a dodo in that baby's mouth"

Kaneda gets frustrated with Brenda for taking too long and being late, making a sarcastic comment about putting a pacifier in the baby's mouth

"Brenda Call up the sushi place. We're getting some uni tonight, baby"

Kaneda tells Brenda to call the sushi place for expensive uni after receiving a $100 donation

"I know I saw Brenda behind me too [...] She looks so nice in her summer dress"

Kaneda compliments Brenda's appearance in a summer dress while streaming

"Brenda is feeling better she is feeling better. She wasn't yeah she's nothing serious. She just tired and needed a break and. So it's good it's all good she does way too much you know [...] it's grinding it's grinding down so many women out there."

Kaneda explains Brenda was tired and needed a break, does too much, then goes into commentary about working moms being ground down

"Brenda's doing better today. Thank you for asking."

Kaneda updates that Brenda is feeling better after someone asked about her

"Surprise Brenda she didn't think I was coming. You know she thought I was like a bad husband. I was just like gonna let her go. Now she went yesterday like I just I couldn't do two days away."

Kaneda surprised Brenda by showing up after she thought he wouldn't come and considered him a bad husband

"I'm in Massachusetts. Brenda's great aunties 90th. 90th birthday. I'm really, really looking forward to the party."

Kaneda is in Massachusetts for Brenda's great aunt's 90th birthday party

"I don't know where I would be right now if it weren't for Brenda and my pinball friends."

Kaneda expresses deep gratitude for Brenda and his pinball community as his primary support system.

"You know, I look at my wife Brenda, beautiful Brenda. She worked at Metta. She woke up one day to an email that her job was eliminated. Not just her, 60,000 people got eliminated in one day when that happened."

Kaneda describes how his wife Brenda was laid off from Meta along with 60,000 others in a single day.

"Am I maybe not Brenda? What do you think? She's upstairs. She can confirm yes or no. Have I had to use the almighty dog to make people like me."

Kaneda jokes about buying friends and references Brenda upstairs who could confirm whether he needs to use money to make people like him