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"What you're going to love about joining Kaneda club is the Patreon, chat, bro. Chris Ellsman there every day talking about how good John Wick is. We ignore him every day."

"How many years have you been studying the pinball market? Two years. This proves my point. You don't know anything about the pinball market."

"And I love it too. She's like, I want to cancel my subscription. You don't get to cancel your subscription. You've been blocked from Kaneda's Pinball Podcast podcast on Patreon."

"Stern is now offering hand jobs nice to see my audience as mature as ever fun clicks like socializing can a does it for the clicks and chicks well one chick branchy one chick"

"You know, you gotta remember who your audience is, people who have given up on being serious. That's who buys pinball machines. You can't be serious."

"I'm happy to be the grumpy weirdo that you guys um subscribe to and you guys listen to every week I think this is um you know this is gonna be a good thing"

"Wu Tang. You would not sell a Wu Tang pinball machine to this audience. Guys, like you see this audience. You'd sell more Kenny Rogers."

"when you go to a pinball show do you see Bentley's in the parking lot you see Ferraris you see Lamborghini's you see $100,000 cars like no no no you don't this is your target audience it's not that people don't have money the people with the money aren't buying like they people don't have 13 to 15,000 dollars per title to throw at these games"

"It either could be uh A nuclear war and Kaneda's patreon chat And the cockroaches would be the last two things remaining never stops"

"Look, we've already got more people. We've already got more people because we open this up. You cheap bastards will pay for a for patreon."

"This is what your Patreon subscription money goes to. Aiding and abetting my terrible adult behavior. Come on people, you know, $5 a month, ain't going to buy bottles."

"Let's get the Patreon clowns in here right now. How's everybody doing happy Saturday morning some of you just know now to tune in here like it's just that simple."

"Just give it, give it to your friend as a gift. You can now, if you're a Patreon member, you can gift Kaneda's Pinball Podcast podcast to a friend and watch their look of disgust as you give them that gift for the holidays."

"I made I dumb this down for you people. I dumbed it down. Did you see it?"

"I have like over 700 listeners. Do any of you even own an avatar t-shirt? I bet you don't. You can't name four characters from the movie."

"I see you Damien and Marty your cowards you're still not answering anybody I see your shoes Marty I see them in the corner I see you Maurice some people call me Maurice I see you how many times is Kaneda gonna say I see you"

"You should, if you're a pinball manufacturer and you can't sell more games than Kaneda has Patreon subscribers, you have no business making pinball machines. That should be a motto in the pinball world."

"How can you have 6,000 listeners, 6,000 listeners and only 90 sign up? That's a terrible conversion ratio. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible."

"Well, the poor people will cry about it, but all the collectors will buy it. Know, they know their target audience has very little self control and a lot of money. This is the easiest industry to market to."

"I have more subscribers to this show than every other pinball content creator on Patreon combined. I'm going to get respect, but maybe I need to stop drinking to get it."

"It's really cool to just cold shoulder the guy that's got an audience that's larger than the total amount of games American Pinball has ever sold. I have more people following Kaneda's Pinball Podcast than the total number of games American Pinball has ever sold."

"Now look, the more I do shows, the more we're starting to lose some fans. We just dip below 600 club members. Ladies and gentlemen, we are now struggling to find an audience at 599 club members. I love it."

"And you don't have to be a fan. I mean, you could join Patreon and hate my show and just enjoy it. I'm not going to keep anybody from enjoying the show because I know, I know that $5 a month, $16 a day doesn't exclude anybody from enjoying Kaneda's pinball podcast."

"So if you do want to contribute and maybe I did control you and sort of shame you into contributing, I don't even care. Just go to Patreon, Kaneda pinball and show your support"

"Pinball people have the shortest memories. You people out there have the shortest memories and the deepest pockets because I'm already seeing people just forgetting about it."

"And I want to tell you people out there, like yes, was I wrong that there are no dimples on a spooky machine? Absolutely. And I take full responsibility for being wrong on that notion."

"Why are wives are in other rooms rolling their eyes at us as you count your 22 machines Hey, she likes him too. She plays with me. Yeah, she's got them all in eBay right now. You don't know it"

"But the only reason I got here was because of all of you out there and all the haters out there, all the haters out there, I dedicate all 400 episodes to you. Thank you so much because I know you guys. You guys listen to every show twice."

"I want to thank you guys out there who don't admit to listening to this show but you listen to every single show. You know who you are as well."

"You people buy $9,000 pinball machines without playing them and you're crying about 30 bucks. Stop there for a minute, insert Christopher Franchi moment of silence."

"95% of you, 95% of you who will get a monster's LE new inbox arrive at your door, 95% of you have never played the game. I mean, just think about that. You've never played it. All you can do is look at some videos."

"all seventeen of you who are patreon donators to canators pinball podcast right i get about fifteen to seventeen hundred people who listen to this podcast and seventeen of you actually are supporting me on patreon"

"Well, look, to all the Stern people who listen to the show, I'm sorry that we let the cat out of the bag a little bit that we totally get fleeced on your LE games. So if you could un-listen to what we said, we apologize, but I'm glad you guys listen."

"You see how it is on this podcast. I I love that you guys listen. I can no one will talk to me No one will talk to me anymore because I I think I'm being honest and"

"I get around 1500 to 2000 people who tune in to every episode and are the majority of those people just tuning in to watch this train wreck unfold. I just feel sorry for you people that are showing up with, you know, with no intent of enjoying the show, you just want to see something or hear something stupid being said."

"But first, before we jump in, I really have to address something that just makes me think that my listeners are not that intelligent."

"For you guys, you hate the podcast. It's cool. I'm glad you guys listen."

"Yes I actually do have some listeners and I know this will shock some of you but I have had 10 over 10,000 people. Listen to Kaneda's Pinball Podcast. I didn't think anyone would actually listen."

"But you know what a normal person does when they see people get excited about something a normal person who Has like a normal life and normal balance and has had sex within the last 20 years a Normal person when"

"You people buy fucking pinball machines Without seeing them Okay? You are below the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet And people do it every time"

"I love you guys. Thank you for listening to Kenny's pinball podcast. I appreciate it but I'm also going to shame my listeners if I don't get some freaking bids in on this game where at 13.5. Some of you multi-millionaires."

"This podcast is free, unless you donate, which you should, Kaneda pinball at gmail.com and Kaneda pinball at Patreon. You should donate, but it's free."

"Where are those Patreon donations guys? I need to take her out to a dinner. And you can't tell me after 383 episodes, 2,500 listeners per show, that she's gonna eat a crappy meal on that birthday."

"Why the fuck would you idiots? I'm talking now to all of you guys out there Not just the fucking Houdini people All of you motherfuckers Why would you fucking idiots? Buy a 6 to 10 thousand dollar toy That fucking frustrates"

"You people out there You spend a 9000 dollars On a stern L.A. machine Before you even play it But let's go even deeper You fucking cockroaches You fucking buy the game"