Jurassic Park

game
70 mentions Positive: 60Negative: 8Hot Takes: 2 38% hostile
Ask Kaneda about Jurassic Park
"I think everyone kind of sees through this Jurassic Park. It's just the premium with different armor and decals because the premiums were on the line. They really only had to order like a new translite, a new apron and new armor. And all of a sudden this game that used to cost us $7,500 is now freaking $13,000."

Jurassic Park 30th Anniversary is overpriced and people see through it

opinion negative Ep. 839 · Aug 27, 2023
"There's a real ethical question going on right now with Stern Pinball's decisions to say one thing and then do another."

Stern's decision to release a new Jurassic Park 30th Anniversary LE after claiming the original was limited is unethical

opinion negative Ep. 834 · Aug 16, 2023
"So right now if you love Jurassic Park this would be the game I want to have. Now look for $13,000 Stern did not even give you everything they gave the other game."

The new Jurassic Park LE looks better than the original but pricing is excessive

opinion mixed Ep. 834 · Aug 16, 2023
"Yes, I wish it didn't have Johnny Crap's art package on it. Yes, I wish the playfield looked much better than it does. Yes, it is so frustrating that Stern made a misstep by having Johnny Crap make the game, but that T-Rex, the Raptor Cage, it's a Keith Elwin game, and it's got longevity."

Jurassic Park Premium is the best $10k purchase despite Johnny Crap's artwork

opinion positive Ep. 690 · Jun 29, 2022
"I think this game looks better than Led Zeppelin Pro I really do I think this game looks like the best home version stern has ever made"

Jurassic Park home edition looks like best home version Stern has ever made

opinion positive Ep. 622 · Oct 14, 2021
"I'm a bully because I said that people who buy the Jurassic Park toppers are fools and morons and if you support DLC in the form of a topper, you're hurting the pinball industry. Yeah, that's what I believe."

People who buy Jurassic Park toppers are fools and morons, supporting DLC in topper form hurts the pinball industry

hot take negative scorching Ep. 496 · Jun 14, 2020
"It's a cool $200 topper. You shouldn't have to spend $600 on this topper that looks like it's 200 bucks simply to unlock the mode in the game that is only unlockable with the topper"

Jurassic Park topper is overpriced for what it delivers

opinion negative Ep. 492 · Jun 6, 2020
"They are charging $600 for this thing. Go look it on the Stern Shop. All it is is flat plastic with some dinosaurs on it and some flat fucking plastic with the Jurassic Park logo with the name on it."

Stern Pinball's Jurassic Park topper is overpriced garbage and represents greedy business practices

opinion negative Ep. 491 · Jun 4, 2020
"Jurassic Park destroyed destroys Willy Wonka with 56.9% of the vote not even close not even close"

Jurassic Park has the best rules and code

opinion positive Ep. 472 · Mar 30, 2020
"the cabinet and Jurassic Park all of them they just it just didn't feel like it was made for the pinball it's like they moved over artwork from a lunch box and put it on it"

Jurassic Park cabinet artwork feels like lunch box art moved to pinball

opinion negative Ep. 471 · Mar 27, 2020
"I think Jurassic Park is going to take it... Those were sweet animations right. Even though there wasn't movie clips they did a phenomenal job with those animations."

Jurassic Park will dominate most TWIPY categories due to superior design and larger user base

opinion positive Ep. 471 · Mar 27, 2020
"The best rules in a game, I also gave to Jurassic Park. Oh man, am I looking like a one trick Jurassic Park pony? The best playfield game play in layout, I also gave to Jurassic Park... and the game of the year, I gave to Jurassic Park."

Jurassic Park is game of the year and will clean house at TWIPYs

opinion positive Ep. 438 · Jan 2, 2020
"those Jurassic Park LE's that are being unboxed are some sexy damn games... unique layout fun toys cool art not the best art ever but it does the job"

Jurassic Park shaping up nicely with unique layout and fun toys

opinion positive Ep. 407 · Oct 5, 2019
"I think Jurassic Park is going to be a humongous success for Stern. I think most people who are playing the game, I'm reading people's reviews from Pimberg. They love it."

Jurassic Park will be a huge success for Stern with Keith Elwin design and T-Rex mech

opinion positive Ep. 378 · Aug 3, 2019
"I get the animations are stellar, but I also would have rather had the movie clips There's no way around that"

Would have preferred movie clips over custom animations in Jurassic Park

opinion mixed Ep. 376 · Jul 31, 2019
"I think the animations here are the greatest animations we've seen Maybe in a pinball machine ever definitely the best stern animations to date"

Jurassic Park has the greatest animations ever seen in pinball, especially for Stern

opinion positive Ep. 376 · Jul 31, 2019
"overall I think this is going to be a sales juggernaut for Stern I do I think this game is going to sell like hot cakes... I think this game is the beginning of what I believe is going to be a 12 month Stern like domination"

Jurassic Park will be a sales juggernaut and beginning of Stern's 12-month domination

opinion positive Ep. 375 · Jul 27, 2019
"I do find the artwork on this game to be very lackluster considering the other art packages we've seen from Stern recently... It looks like the art package that you would see on a box of a Jurassic Park toy series at like Toys R Us"

Jurassic Park artwork is lackluster and disappointing

opinion negative Ep. 374 · Jul 23, 2019
"Jurassic Park is the iconic movie. It is a movie most of us have seen tens of times, if not hundreds of times... Jurassic World. I was entertained by Jurassic World, but it's not the iconic film. It's a movie you see maybe once or twice. It's not a movie you're going to watch over and over and over again, like the original Jurassic Park."

Jurassic Park is superior to Jurassic World as a theme due to cultural significance and rewatchability

opinion positive Ep. 373 · Jul 20, 2019
"it's like to think about what during Jurassic Park is, why doesn't someone whip out a gun and just shoot these effing things?"

Jurassic Park isn't a good movie because characters don't just shoot the dinosaurs

hot take negative medium Ep. 32 · Apr 22, 2016
"I still think you need to get a premium or an L.E. of this game. I don't know how you get Jurassic Park and don't get the working T-Rex. It seems to be the main reason to own the game."

Need premium/LE for Jurassic Park T-Rex

opinion positive

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