"No one's going to buy this Funhouse for freaking $10,000 because trust me, people, there's a reason they're not showing you any gameplay or are confidently standing behind this Funhouse 2.0 kit because it's not that great."

Funhouse 2.0 kit is not worth $10,000

opinion negative Jun 6, 2024
"It's kind of boring compared to modern games... They're just something about a Funhouse that doesn't really show well compared to modern pinball."

Funhouse remake kit is boring compared to modern games and won't sell well

opinion negative Ep. 956 · May 16, 2024
"On launch day, did you see Funhouse LE lit up in all of its glory? No, you didn't. Did you see a video? No, you didn't. And so that is what disappointed me about yesterday's launch is like you've done all these things to the game and you're not showing it."

Funhouse LE lacks proper marketing with no gameplay video or lit RGB demonstration on launch day

opinion negative Ep. 955 · May 15, 2024
"Now look, Funhouse is coming out today. We're going to see it. I think at 10 a.m. here's my prediction about Funhouse. There's going to be 750."

Prediction: There will be 750 units of Funhouse produced.

hot take mixed Ep. 954 · May 14, 2024
"There's no worse time to bring out another game around $10,000 when you're looking at what's happening in the Pinball Market... I just don't think people are going to be throwing money at these games."

Funhouse remake timing is terrible for current market conditions

opinion negative Ep. 952 · May 9, 2024
"I think Funhouse is going to be a little bit dead on arrival. I really don't think there's going to be a huge market. I don't care what you do with the artwork. I don't think there's going to be a huge market for an $11,000 Funhouse."

Funhouse remake will be dead on arrival at $11,000

opinion negative Ep. 929 · Mar 26, 2024
"If you go onto the Pinside marketplace right now, you can go get a good condition Funhouse for around $6,000. Who the heck in their right mind is going to want to spend $11,000 on a Funhouse? Almost twice the price of what this game is in the current marketplace."

Believes Funhouse remake is overpriced compared to used market

opinion negative Ep. 927 · Mar 19, 2024

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